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With that bukkake facials in mind, picture me and some of my girlfriends, like sexy Kim, Melanie, Didi, Kelly Steele, Linda Mac, Laura Moore, and Sarah Roberts, maybe some of the gorgeous Trashy Girls who cheered when bukkake facials I yelled Drop Bras, Not Bombs! at the end of the show last Saturday. Picture us in the Oval Office (the same one where Billy Jeff left his semen stains) , all naked bukkake facials or just wearing Trashy stockings and heels, each of us strategically positioned around the Shrub. There he´d be sitting, all tied up (obviously, this would be Japanese-style Bukkake, since I doubt Georgie-poo would bukkake facials do it willingly, though I could be wrong about that) , in his $9000 suit (we don´t need to see his puny package) , with all of us ejaculatrixes talking dirty and shouting bukkake facials anti-war slogans, each of us taking turns jilling off on the Prez, rapid-fire to achieve Rapid Dominance, full coverage within minutes. One of us would wear a white-haired wig, pearl choker, and frumpy bukkake facials blue dress, making herself look like Mommy (the only woman he cares about pleasing) . I´d also include a few cute guys, like French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villespin who says he loves bukkake facials America, and I believe him. We´d all just love-bomb the Bushman in a big international, multicultural, co-ed, DNA-spraying Bukkake Bombing Crusade until he has that enlightenment experience, that Shock and Awe that would bukkake facials lead him to see the diplomatically dumb, dangerous audacity of his ways.

It´s the fourth quarter in the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral, and Saddam is winning, mainly because Dubya is losing. The biggest peace demonstrations in the history of the world bukkake facials and a virtually anti-war United Nations have shown America´s President to be a dickless oaf, at least as far as diplomacy goes, unable (as of this 3.10.03 writing) to persuade even Turkey to bukkake facials be our whore for 15 billion bucks in baksheesh.

Of course, everyone agrees that Saddam has shown himself to be a bukkake dickhead. But we´ve known that for two decades, ever since bukkake facials he gassed some of his Iranian neighbors and about 100,000 inconvenient Kurds, all with U.S. support, America and Iraq being bukkake asshole buddies at the time. Saddam did invade Kuwait without being provoked bukkake facials so he could take their oil. And even though the U.S. is about to defy the United Nations and invade Iraq without being provoked for the purpose of taking their oil, two wrongs bukkake facials don´t make a right - bukkake?

Still, the Baghdad Butcher has trumped the Sadistic Shrub in the International Corral of Cockfighting Diplomacy. Mostly through shutting his mouth, opening his prisons (while the bukkake facials U.S. keeps over 2 million people in ours) , destroying his weapons (albeit with some wistfulness; he loves those Al-Samoud missiles like I cherish my favorite dildos) , and begging us to give bukkake facials peace a chance, Saddam has brilliantly made his case that he´s no worse than your typical 21st century evil despot and considerably less well-armed. And besides, what about all those innocent Iraqi people bukkake facials who didn´t vote for Saddam any more than Americans elected our President?

Which brings us back to the Bushman and his embarrassingly flaccid diplomatic cocksmanship. Though he´s tried like the dickens to bukkake facials get the world to buy his War on Saddam (and we´re paying!) , he has failed to get it up internationally. He can barely bribe our allies and devastatingly poor little countries to bukkake facials get on board with us. Even his pal Putin is dissin´ the Shrub´s shortcomings.