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It´s the fourth quarter in the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral, and Saddam is winning, mainly because Dubya is losing. The biggest peace demonstrations in the history of the world bukkake facials and a virtually anti-war United Nations have shown America´s President to be a dickless oaf, at least as far as diplomacy goes, unable (as of this 3.10.03 writing) to persuade even Turkey to bukkake facials be our whore for 15 billion bucks in baksheesh.

Of course, everyone agrees that Saddam has shown himself to be a bukkake dickhead. But we´ve known that for two decades, ever since bukkake facials he gassed some of his Iranian neighbors and about 100,000 inconvenient Kurds, all with U.S. support, America and Iraq being bukkake asshole buddies at the time. Saddam did invade Kuwait without being provoked bukkake facials so he could take their oil. And even though the U.S. is about to defy the United Nations and invade Iraq without being provoked for the purpose of taking their oil, two wrongs bukkake facials don´t make a right - bukkake?

Still, the Baghdad Butcher has trumped the Sadistic Shrub in the International Corral of Cockfighting Diplomacy. Mostly through shutting his mouth, opening his prisons (while the bukkake facials U.S. keeps over 2 million people in ours) , destroying his weapons (albeit with some wistfulness; he loves those Al-Samoud missiles like I cherish my favorite dildos) , and begging us to give bukkake facials peace a chance, Saddam has brilliantly made his case that he´s no worse than your typical 21st century evil despot and considerably less well-armed. And besides, what about all those innocent Iraqi people bukkake facials who didn´t vote for Saddam any more than Americans elected our President?

Which brings us back to the Bushman and his embarrassingly flaccid diplomatic cocksmanship. Though he´s tried like the dickens to bukkake facials get the world to buy his War on Saddam (and we´re paying!) , he has failed to get it up internationally. He can barely bribe our allies and devastatingly poor little countries to bukkake facials get on board with us. Even his pal Putin is dissin´ the Shrub´s shortcomings.

Second, diplomacy requires a bit bukkake facials of romance. Getting the nations of the world to back you up in your plan to pre-emptively pummel one of them into abject submission is a question of seduction. And, as Laura Bush´s bukkake facials apparently embalmed smile can attest, Dubya is no Casanova.

Clinton wasn´t just seducing female admirers while in office; the guy romanced whole continents with diplomacy, sweet-talking Northern Ireland into settling down and bukkake facials Rabin and Arafat into shaking hands. Even Daddy Bush seduced most of the nations of the world into joining him when they all gangbanged the Wily Iraqi out of Kuwait.

But Dubya bukkake facials doesn´t want to be bothered with seduction. Nah. Here is one politician who really doesn´t care what people think. Why should he? He didn´t need their votes to become President. And he doesn´t bukkake facials need their permission to commit mass murder. Cocky? You bet. This is the arrogance of power, privilege and gross stupidity.

People are rising to oppose this war before it even starts, from bukkake facials the Security Council to the streets, wielding sexy signs like The Only Bush I Trust is My Own and A Village in Texas Has Lost It´s Idiot, shouting and poking fun at the bukkake facials American Emperor and how he´s not only wearing no clothes, he lost his political erection, just like he never really won that election.

But Bush doesn´t care about these focus groups. He´s bukkake facials reporting to a higher power, God (the Christian one) , or Dick (Cheney, of course, not his own dick; if only Bush reported to his own dick like Clinton, we might not be bukkake facials in this mess) . Or maybe he reports to his Mom. His oil buddies. The war industry. Only your favorite conspiracy theorist knows for sure. The point is he seems to be going bukkake facials full speed ahead with turning this Cockfight with the guy who tried to kill my dad into WAR with a capital Dubya.

So, what´s the plan, Bushman? The Pentagon calls it Shock bukkake facials and Awe. Being a sex therapist and seeing all this stuff through a Darwinian/Freudian/Dr. Ruthian prism, I call it Bukkake Bombing.