Bukkake Bombing Crusade

It´s the fourth quarter in the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral, and Saddam is winning, mainly because Dubya is losing. The biggest peace demonstrations in the history of amateur facial video the world and a virtually anti-war United Nations have shown America´s President to be a dickless oaf, at least as far as diplomacy goes, unable (as of this 3.10.03 writing) to persuade even amateur facial video Turkey to be our whore for 15 billion bucks in baksheesh.

Of course, everyone agrees that Saddam has shown himself to be a bukkake dickhead. But we´ve known that for two decades, amateur facial video ever since he gassed some of his Iranian neighbors and about 100,000 inconvenient Kurds, all with U.S. support, America and Iraq being bukkake asshole buddies at the time. Saddam did invade Kuwait without amateur facial video being provoked so he could take their oil. And even though the U.S. is about to defy the United Nations and invade Iraq without being provoked for the purpose of taking their oil, amateur facial video two wrongs don´t make a right - bukkake?

Still, the Baghdad Butcher has trumped the Sadistic Shrub in the International Corral of Cockfighting Diplomacy. Mostly through shutting his mouth, opening his prisons amateur facial video (while the U.S. keeps over 2 million people in ours) , destroying his weapons (albeit with some wistfulness; he loves those Al-Samoud missiles like I cherish my favorite dildos) , and begging us amateur facial video to give peace a chance, Saddam has brilliantly made his case that he´s no worse than your typical 21st century evil despot and considerably less well-armed. And besides, what about all those innocent amateur facial video Iraqi people who didn´t vote for Saddam any more than Americans elected our President?

Which brings us back to the Bushman and his embarrassingly flaccid diplomatic cocksmanship. Though he´s tried like the amateur facial video dickens to get the world to buy his War on Saddam (and we´re paying!) , he has failed to get it up internationally. He can barely bribe our allies and devastatingly poor little amateur facial video countries to get on board with us. Even his pal Putin is dissin´ the Shrub´s shortcomings.